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Post by nyx on Oct 3, 2018 3:01:59 GMT
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Post by nyx on Oct 3, 2018 19:03:29 GMT
Well,
I got my Trump alert today.
I guess the aliens did not choose to take over the world today.
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Post by HAL on Oct 4, 2018 22:31:47 GMT
Beep beep.Beep beep.
Hi, this is your President calling. This is an automatic message letting you know that the end of the World has begun. But you elected me, so you already knew that.
Some of you may have noticed that there are pictures in the New York Times and the Washington Post of a large smoking hole where North Korea used to be. Ignore those reports; fake news.'
Oh yes, this is not a drill.
HAL.
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Post by moksha on Oct 5, 2018 0:56:48 GMT
Not sure you ever watched the Beverly Hillbillies HAL
Hear the theme song.
I was having fun, and changed the words abit. THIS IS THE STORY ABOUT A MAN WHO FARTS THEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT THE PAPER ARTS NEXT THING YA KNOW HES THE LEADER OF THE
SHOW UP FROM THE GROUND COMES THE PAPER CLOWNs KIN FOLK SAID BETTER MOVE AWAY FROM HERE SO THEY LOADED UP THE PLANE AND FLEW TO DC THE HILL THAT IS HEDGE FUNDS AND MOVIE STARS
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Post by bonehead on Oct 14, 2018 17:22:03 GMT
So, here is a scary thought: I received the text from the idiot in chief on my cellphone. Yeah, no surprise there.
Well, except for one minor detail: my cellphone is not connected to any phone or internet network. I have no cellphone number. I just keep it in pocket to use exclusively as a camera.
So, if the bozo in chief can access my phone despite its lack of connection to anything at all, what the hell is going on? I don't want that congenital freak riding around I'm my pocket just because I fancied having a handy portable camera. Even those of us that seek less connection (i have never been on Facebook) are being sucked into the electronic matrix involuntarily.....
Does anybody have any ideas about this? I find the whole thing a little worrisome..... 
Bonehead
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Post by HAL on Oct 14, 2018 18:41:55 GMT
MOKSHA,
Yep, I remember The Beverly Hillbillies. A nice rework of the words.
Bonehead,
Interesting. Do you have a SIM card in that phone ?
I don't know if you need one to use it just as a camera.
I have a BlackBerry that, although it is probably more powerful than this laptop I'm using now, I only use for normal voice phone contacts, as a calculator and occasionally as a camera. No texts etc.
Maybe Sys (or one of his clones) can help you.
I do have a nephew who keeps his cell phone in the microwave at night. Mind you, he also reports the odd black helicopter hovering over his house.
Otherwise, he's quite a normal guy.
HAL.
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