Post by plutronus on Jul 30, 2021 1:43:40 GMT
"Hello Mr President, how are you today?"
"Thanks for asking, a little stiffness in the neck, when I fell off off ahh, that, two wheel thing, err, bicycle, but feeling better, uhh than last week.
Got ahh really busy day, today, a whole bunch of snotty nosed rugrats visiting the House. Say, did you happen to see where I put all those Easter eggs I gotta hide?"
"Yes, speaking of that Joe, do you know what month it is?"
"Of course, I know what month it is...its Christmas!!! Why else would I be chasing the White House turkey?!"
"Joe, what day of the week is this?"
"Come on man! Its that thing I err, uhh, where that red head broad Jen and uhh, speaks what Jill, uhh, tells me to say. And on that one, uh day, really important Harris border policy! But remember, that thing was, um that mother phuk'n Trump, ehh Kamala brought cookies!"
"Joe, who is the President of the United States?"
"Glad you asked. We're uhh, gonna beat that, uh, phuker, even if that, err, cute little, thing, uhh clueless, commie, AOC has to rig-it! My butt’s been wiped.
Just like the other question that’s illogical…and, I’ve heard you speak about it, because you always, I’m not being solicitous, but you’re always straight up about what you’re doing. The question is whether or not we should be in a position where, um, you uhh, why can’t the…the…the experts say, we know that this virus is in fact, uhh um, it’s going to be, excuse me, we we know why all the drugs are approved but permanently approved.”
Official White House Cognitive Neurological Mental Summary: Pr Joe Biden has been found fit to lead the country.