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Post by swamprat on Apr 3, 2022 14:33:56 GMT
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Post by ZETAR on Apr 7, 2022 9:31:08 GMT
SHALOM...Z
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Post by WingsofCrystal on Apr 9, 2022 10:40:56 GMT
Good mornin'
Crystal
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Post by swamprat on Apr 10, 2022 14:26:08 GMT
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Post by WingsofCrystal on Apr 16, 2022 11:19:42 GMT
Happy Easter,
Crystal
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Post by ZETAR on Apr 17, 2022 9:41:17 GMT
HAPPY EASTER
SHALOM...Z
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Post by swamprat on Apr 20, 2022 14:38:55 GMT
Ponderables....
When you are bored just think about a few things that don't make sense - like;
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.
Great confusions are still unresolved
1. At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in the fridge, but not in the refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made
And now...
Vagaries of English Language.....
- Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?
- Why does Lipstick not do what it says?
- If money doesn't grow on trees, why do Banks have Branches?
- If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
- How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
- Why are goods sent by a ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
- Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
- Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
- Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?
- Why do Noses run and Feet smell?
We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!
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Post by ZETAR on Apr 21, 2022 11:17:44 GMT
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Post by WingsofCrystal on Apr 23, 2022 10:32:40 GMT
"Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty."
This one hits close to home. Thanks for the laugh Swamprat.
Crystal
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Post by WingsofCrystal on Apr 23, 2022 10:36:29 GMT
Good morning lovely searchers,
Crystal
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Post by ZETAR on Apr 29, 2022 21:13:18 GMT
SHALOM...Z
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Post by WingsofCrystal on Apr 30, 2022 12:37:16 GMT
Good morning, good morning,
Crystal
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Post by ZETAR on Apr 30, 2022 14:11:48 GMT
Good morning, good morning,
Crystal SHALOM...Z
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Post by ZETAR on May 2, 2022 15:14:40 GMT
SHALOM...Z
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Post by moksha on May 3, 2022 20:01:02 GMT
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU ALL MW 13,23 😁
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